Hey guys!
It's summer time and most people are outside enjoying the weather so I made it my initiative to read books and start blogging again. Anything to keep me away from that scornful sun that burns my beautiful bald head.
Do people even read blogs these days? It seems like folks only have the patience to read 160 characters on their mobile phones or watch a 59 second YouTube clip. No one has time to hear someone blabbering about nothing using full sentences and paragraphs. You don't need to know HTML or any fancy web language mumbo jumbo to have your meaningless opinion heard. Hell, no one even comments on what you write anymore. We just join a circle jerk of likes and retweets until we get our fill of self importance for the day, wipe our ass, and flush the toilet.
Some of us even wash our hands.
Anyways, my main purpose with this blog is to get back into writing which will help the creativity flow into writing better/actual scripts for YouTube videos and mine material or just be able to better articulate shit for Stand Up comedy.
Yes. I said Stand Up comedy.
When I was your age I used to dream about being a stand up comedian. Buddy I went to comedy school and even performed stand up comedy in front of audiences in actual stand up clubs...and I was good.
You ask what happened? Marijuana and San Andreas. Oh...and I went to Japan for 3 years.
Dude, I'm gonna be fuckin' 29 in September. Imagine how sad it would be living your life thinking you are a failed comedian in the back of your head. Ya...HILARIOUS! Picture going to a job interview and have the employer scan through your resume and then stop to say OH WOW IT SAYS RIGHT HERE YOU STUDIED COMEDY WRITING AND PERFORMANCE! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? And that's when I say BROKEN DREAMS, SIR. BROKEN DREAMS.
Oh shieeeeettt!!
So we can't let that happen. But don't worry 30 is the new 20 and Pepsi is the new Coke or some shit like that. Say whatever you can to mind fuck yourself in believing everything is ok and you are following a path to greatness 'cause when I achieve greatness and I sell out a stadium full of people you'll know writing this blog entry is what put me on the path to greatness. They'll write blogs recommending aspiring comedians to write blogs because that is how Billy Housh did it.
Suckadic.
It's summer time and most people are outside enjoying the weather so I made it my initiative to read books and start blogging again. Anything to keep me away from that scornful sun that burns my beautiful bald head.
Do people even read blogs these days? It seems like folks only have the patience to read 160 characters on their mobile phones or watch a 59 second YouTube clip. No one has time to hear someone blabbering about nothing using full sentences and paragraphs. You don't need to know HTML or any fancy web language mumbo jumbo to have your meaningless opinion heard. Hell, no one even comments on what you write anymore. We just join a circle jerk of likes and retweets until we get our fill of self importance for the day, wipe our ass, and flush the toilet.
Some of us even wash our hands.
Anyways, my main purpose with this blog is to get back into writing which will help the creativity flow into writing better/actual scripts for YouTube videos and mine material or just be able to better articulate shit for Stand Up comedy.
Yes. I said Stand Up comedy.
When I was your age I used to dream about being a stand up comedian. Buddy I went to comedy school and even performed stand up comedy in front of audiences in actual stand up clubs...and I was good.
You ask what happened? Marijuana and San Andreas. Oh...and I went to Japan for 3 years.
Dude, I'm gonna be fuckin' 29 in September. Imagine how sad it would be living your life thinking you are a failed comedian in the back of your head. Ya...HILARIOUS! Picture going to a job interview and have the employer scan through your resume and then stop to say OH WOW IT SAYS RIGHT HERE YOU STUDIED COMEDY WRITING AND PERFORMANCE! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? And that's when I say BROKEN DREAMS, SIR. BROKEN DREAMS.
Oh shieeeeettt!!
So we can't let that happen. But don't worry 30 is the new 20 and Pepsi is the new Coke or some shit like that. Say whatever you can to mind fuck yourself in believing everything is ok and you are following a path to greatness 'cause when I achieve greatness and I sell out a stadium full of people you'll know writing this blog entry is what put me on the path to greatness. They'll write blogs recommending aspiring comedians to write blogs because that is how Billy Housh did it.
Suckadic.
i do, i still read blogs..
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